Category Archives: Combat Boots

And now for something that doesn’t make you look like a soccer mom who’s dressing up in some benign costume that is either a trite version of sexuality or the proletariat’s idea of cutesy…

I’ve been meaning to blog all week, but life has been one bureaucratic nightmare after another. The icing on the cake was my Mother seeing a government official snooping around my yard. He was looking over some construction work I having done.  It’s Amazing. Simply Amazing.

What the government doesn’t know is that my mother is THEE MOST ANNOYING NAG in the history of Mothers. And tomorrow morning, I am going to sick her on THEM!

That’s right and by JESUS! It will be grand!

kubrick

Luckily, all this real life red-tape has gotten me good and ready for a night-posting about Stanley Kubrick. As a film director, he pioneered a higher standard cinema. He once said in his documentary, “either you care, or you don’t.” I really took those words to heart. Either you care to do it right and make it the RIGHT way….or you don’t. No excuses or bullshit. It seems sorta cut and dry, but I think the beauty is in the simplicity. We can decide to stand up and say, “no. I don’t fucking care.” Or actively participate in whatever we DO care about.

It’s not wildly provocative, but let’s me sleep well at night.

The Kubrick Rooms are a wonder for any Stanley fan. The Droog Outfit is completely FREE, however cane and boots are not included. Droog Cane sells for 400 linden and comes with a complete AO. It’s pretty cool, I must say. Well worth the price in order to seal the deal. I slapped on my favorite combat boots (Ving Boots from Shiny Things) and I was good to go.

Raise a little hell on Halloween. It’s good for the heart.

ps. I updated this post and cleaned up all fucking typos. This is why I write in the morning. My brains is less foggy and visceral, and correct grammar is a turn-on.

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First Impressions…

Dr. Vaughan: Sooooo, yeah…I think maybe it would be good for you. Yeah. Look at it like…occupational therapy.

Miss Shellbee: Really? I mean..really? YAY!!  WAIT! Oh my GAWD! The…the implications ALONE!

Dr. Vaughan: Um, I’m sorry..what?

Miss Shellbee: YEEESSSS, think about it!! This is EVERYTHING! I mess this up and that’s it…it’s over for me. I can’t show my face. I can’t go to the corner store for coffee cream on Saturday mornings and pass the local barbershop and face the leering boys anymore. I can’t *gasp* go into WalMart anymore!! No more Suffering Bastards cocktails at the Polynesian strip bar! Eeeep!

Dr. Vaughan: I think maybe you might be perhaps taking this a little too seriously? Possibly? Just a tad?

Miss Shellbee: Oh NO, Dr. Vaughan. This is the best thing ever. I must do this right! And perfect! Everyone MUST love me. Or it’s over. It’s all over. *stares at shoes* First impressions are EVERYTHING! You know this! Um…where is your bathroom? I don’t feel so hot.

Dr. Vaughan: *Le sigh* Turn left at the water fountain, you can’t miss it.  You know you still have 10 minutes left in your session.

Miss Shellbee: It’s okay and don’t you worry Dr. Vaughan, I can DO this! No matter the weather or the incontinence, you can count on me to give it my all!!!

Bathroom

*ahem* This is Miss Shellbee reporting from Stall #3 in what could be considered the perfect boots for acting tough in a cruel, cruel world! Lovely leather combats with well worn and scuffed toes. 9 different combos of resolutions and colors for $450. And a bonus that they are modifiable to fit any foot! Get your confidence-boost boots today!

shoes – ROT………………………..Test Boots
socks – Renegade clothing..girl next door
stall – Warhead………public restroom kit

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