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Top 10 Life Tips!

So I have been working quietly on putting together a TOP 10 list of helpful life hints. Some of these are stuff around the house, others are for your body, and others are for the Zombie Apocalypse time. You know, stuff you should know just in case the shit goes down and you’re flying solo.


1. Baby Wipes. I know we all know about these… but have you ever thought of using them for your ADULT butt? Honestly, this isn’t something people like to talk about – but baby wipes really are much more tender on the ol’ bottom. Try it, and you’ll never go back to just toilet paper.

2. Yogurt. Recently, I had the flu of all flu’s. I was literally sitting on the toilet and vomiting into a bucket at the same time. It was fucking horrifying. My naturapathic doctor told me that when things settle down, to eat some yogurt. You see, your system gets FLUSHED of all the good bacteria in it during the illness. Eating the yogurt helps bring back some of those helpful bacteria and regulate your body again.

3. Smelly Kitchen Sink. I’ve seen chicks put lemon down their sinks to try and mask the smells coming from their kitchen sinks. The easiest way to kill that funky smell – BLEACH. Pour 1/2 cup of bleach down the sink and smells go bye-bye.

4. Hard Water Stains. Ever buy those brain cell killers bathroom tub cleaners? They are filled with all sorts of crazy chemicals that who knows what it would do to your skin if you ever touched them. Why not just try rubbing alcohol? Alcohol is an astringent and the hard water stains will just disappear. Plus the smell is much more manageable.

5. Full Body Aches After a Long Day. I’ve just started a career in the field of nursing, so I understand full body aches after a long day. The point where you are so tired, you sorta wanna cry – but that would take too much effort. Well, how about a long hot bath! Pour yourself a bath, add 1 cup of Epsom salts and 1/2 cup of baking soda. Soak for 20 minutes, and do not get the water on your face (it will dry it out). This combination will relieve all that join tension your body has built up while you’ve been working. It does wonders!

6. Acne. This I picked up in college. I had this HUGE mother of god fucking zit on my face. My friend took one look at me, and brought me to the pharmacy to buy some Neosporin. Within two days, it was gone and I had been suffering with this on my face for a week and half. The point is treat the acne like they are wounds. Put a triple antibiotic ointment on them at night, and you’ll see them lessen as soon as you wake up in the morning.

7. Evil Gum. Gum is totally evil. If you’ve ever gotten some in your hair or on your rug… especially. Here’s a trick for getting it out without have to pull out the scissors: butter. Butter breaks down the chemical composition of the gum and you can work it right out of whatever it’s stuck too. You can even use Peanut Butter in a pinch, but it might stain some carpets depending on color.

8. Newspaper. I learned this in my anthropology class, which is perfect for the Zombie Apocalypse.  If you ever get a huge gaping wound, and have nothing CLEAN or STERILE to cover it with… use newspaper. Newspaper is amazingly sterile because no one touches the ink. The ink, itself, is made of vegetable oil and completely harmless. Overall it’s a win-win if you’re trying to keep a wound clean until you get to the hospital.

9. Shew Fly! Sometimes in the summer our kitchen can develop gnats. We have a full garden on our property and believe in composting. So, mix the two and get some pests. A trick we picked up was leaving a little jar half full of apple cider. They love apple cider. Then putting some tin foil over it. You poke holes into the tin foil and before you know it – the gnats go in and don’t  get out. They end up drowning in their gluttony. There is something metaphorical in that and if I were a smarter person I would be able to make the analogy.

10. Alternative Sugar. This is something I completely LIVE by.. Agave. Agave is a plant that tequila is made from, but it is also naturally very sweet. Unlike sugar, honey and other natural (and unnatural) sweeteners – it doesn’t have to be processed by your pancreas. This is a good thing for diabetics. You can supplement agave in recipes, your coffee or tea, and even put it on your cereal. It is a much better choice for your body and a lot less work!

Yeah. so there you have it. Ten items I have done in my life and have worked effectively. It’s kooky to think of what some people pick up in their lives, but it is also awesome to share with others. If you have more tips, let me know! I’m always open ears.

skin: MAR Creativity Studio. Milk Skin Jill 01 (Jack or Jill Hunt)
eyes: Epic. Liquorice. (Jack or Jill Hunt)
hair: TuTy’s. Extremist. Volumn Hairstyle. Smokey Black
top: LouLou & Co. Sweat. Johnny (Jack or Jill Hunt)
pants: Sakide. Linen Harem Pants. Black
shoes: Baby Monkey. Ultimate Roxie. Black
jewelry: Uzuri. Chura Bracelet, Furaha Bangle, Kipepeo Necklace, and Sunflower Ring
location: http://slurl.com/secondlife/NeverlandX/137/47/21

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My Mother’s Day is like Your Valentine’s Day

Yep. It sucks that bad.

Mother’s Day just isn’t easy for me. Being the child of a severely mentally ill mother has brought new meaning to the holiday. You become torn between so many emotions, that it is a constant battle for sanity inside your head. Not everyone has a dream childhood and certainly not everyone had an inspirational mother.

You know what I loath especially? All those fucking commercials from Hallmark about “tell me how great of a mother I am to you” bullshit. Each time they air, they are a slug in the gut and a reminder of how fucking “not normal” you are compared to everyone else.

Well, how do we get through the day? Those who don’t have those storybook memories.. Here are my recommendations:

  1. Napping. Napping is essential. A well rested mind is an adept mind at all the emotional terrorism around you.
  2. Food. Eating healthy on the big day is another step in the right direction. A protein, carb and fat will do you just right. They will make your body feel happy and not drained of anything it needs. Binge eating on OREOs is the last thing you body wants, make it happy with some chicken, rice and a salad.
  3. Sunshine. I realize this is sorta dependent on the atmosphere, but see what you can do. 15+ minutes of un-sunscreened sunshine is good for the body and Vitamin D.
  4. Music. Now is not the time to get our your Aimee Mann collection. How about you bring out the Big Chill soundtrack or some bad ass Marvin Gaye? Motown is wonderful for getting you light in your feet and a small spring your step.
  5. Film/TV. DO NOT GO NEAR LIFETIME CHANNEL FOR WOMEN. Fuck that shit. Move along, these aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Let’s whip out some sci-fi! How about the Fifth Element? That’s a fantastic movie! Or maybe some Bladerunner, mixed with Aliens. It’s about detaching from the stressors. Letting them go and getting through the day.

Welp. That’s what I got. I realize a lot of peeps might go for the booze and weed, but as you get older those antics become tiresome. Let’s just go for some healthy coping skills on this tough day. If you ever wanna talk about it inworld, I’m here. Just look me up. I got your back.

Love you.

skin: PULSE SKIN. Mystere Skin – Tone 2, No. 27 Enhanced
eyes: Poetic Colors. Autumn crocus
bra: Blacklace. French. Red & Black Satin Bra
jacket: E-Clipse. GlamPunK, Condola Jacket brown
pants: LIZ. i’Origine Red
shoes: A-Bomb. Gidge Patent red
belt: Uzuri. Fundo Belt brown
smoke: Nightshade Designs. London Fog clove

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A Fucking Mystery.

Today has been a bad day for the men in my life. My boyfriend pissed me off. My brother STILL isn’t home with the car after going for “coffee”. And my OTHER brother announced he wasn’t visiting for Mother’s Day tomorrow – he’s too busy.

REALLY? *face palms*

Well, the one bright spot of my day was release of the new skin line called Le Mystere by Pulse Skins and House of RFyre. I took one look at the images in their post, and I was smitten. The best part of the deal is that if you purchase THIS WEEKEND ONLY – you will get a bonus skin (No. 27) within 48 hours. How fucking cool is that!?

The skins come with two versions: boob enhanced or not. The face is beautifully photo realistic and the lips are perfectly done. The skin is priced at 1200 lindens and is available here: http://slurl.com/secondlife/Isle%20RFyre/98/172/24

Be coy for once in your lives girls… throw a little Le Mystere on your body. It will make for a good time.

top – Trashy Girls …………. Print Corset – Paisley Green
bottom – UZURI …………. Harem Pants – black
bangles – YS&YS …………. Sharon Bangles (The Deck Anniversary*)
shoes – Tesla…………High Oxfords – gold
eyes – Poetic Colors…………. Night Forest
skin – Pulse Skins at House of RFyre.……….Le Mystere Tone 2 / No.12
hair – booN………….BCL958 – black (60% OFF sale*)
poses – P.D.A. which is now D.O.A.

*going on now.

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COCO part 4 of 4

Look at how close I can bring the camera in on this shirt. Need I say any more? …
Oh Yeah. I should mention that the front of the shirt is all sculpted prims. Kick ass, right? Totally.

SLurl to COCO: http://slurl.com/secondlife/COCO%20DESIGNS/85/118/520
Blog: http://cocorolemon.blogspot.com/

shirt – COCO …………. Denim Shirt
shorts – League…………. Booty Shorts – D. Blue
ring – Zaara …………. Kashiti Bobble Ring – turquoise gold
shoes – Shiny Things………….Brandys – brown
eyes – Uzuri…………. Animal Grey
skin – Blowpop………….Maya Tone C – Queen of the Night 2
hair – Fri. …………. Joanna – cranky brown
poses – PDA

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COCO part 3 of 4

I have to say this is probably one of my favorite looks I managed to scrap up myself. The Ruffle Jacket by COCO is fucking amazing. You will not BELIEVE how stunning it is to wear. The texturing looks so real and the prims are fantastic. It is worth every dime you spend on it. I particularly like the waistline. Call me old fashioned, but I love a good vintage nod in the right direction.

If you buy this jacket and DON’T like it… look me up. I can’t find a single reason not to own it.

SLurl to COCO: http://slurl.com/secondlife/COCO%20DESIGNS/85/118/520
Blog: http://cocorolemon.blogspot.com/

jacket – COCO …………. Ruffle Jacket – black
bottom – FAB.PONY …………. Elika Bikini Bottom
hat – Heroes of Fashion Exhibition …………. Megg Demina Hat – Sea Urchin
heels – Kookie………….Powder Puff – spikey
eyes – Uzuri…………. Animal Grey
skin – Blowpop………….Maya Tone C – Queen of the Night 2
hair – Shag …………. La La Love Me – onyx
poses – Olive Juice

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