That’s right. I said it.
Why do we have to become so fucking ‘connected’ to everything by these cell phone leashes? Whatever happened to a good healthy checking out for an hour and going for a walk? Like, we’ve survived THIS long without major cell phone use – can’t we just leave the cell at home and go for a fucking walk?
I say HELL YES!
Leave that cell phone at home and go for a walk. Connect with people FACE to FACE, instead of ear to ear. Rekindle your love of listening to bird calls, mocking neighbors bad lawns, and chasing your dogs in the backyard. These are things that make humanity great!
And on a side note, they are fucking EXERCISE. I know. It sounds weird, but getting outside into the fresh air and fooling around a little is totally needed. It’s like being a kid again, with all the perks of being older and wiser. Wrestle with your man in the grass. Have a tickle fight with the kids at the beach. Play Marco Polo in the water with your friends. These are the things that make life great and exercise great.
Commune with life again. Fuck the cell phone. Get back to zerberting the nearest human being!
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