Cell Phones are Emotional Terrorists

That’s right. I said it.

Why do we have to become so fucking ‘connected’ to everything by these cell phone leashes? Whatever happened to a good healthy checking out for an hour and going for a walk? Like, we’ve survived THIS long without major cell phone use – can’t we just leave the cell at home and go for a fucking walk?


Leave that cell phone at home and go for a walk. Connect with people FACE to FACE, instead of ear to ear. Rekindle your love of listening to bird calls, mocking neighbors bad lawns, and chasing your dogs in the backyard. These are things that make humanity great!

And on a side note, they are fucking EXERCISE. I know. It sounds weird, but getting outside into the fresh air and fooling around a little is totally needed. It’s like being a kid again, with all the perks of being older and wiser. Wrestle with your man in the grass. Have a tickle fight with the kids at the beach. Play Marco Polo in the water with your friends. These are the things that make life great and exercise great.

Commune with life again. Fuck the cell phone. Get back to zerberting the nearest human being!

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6 thoughts on “Cell Phones are Emotional Terrorists

  1. liloquoy moon says:


  2. anabellesphere says:

    Totally agree!!! I love listening to the world around me once in awhile it is really nice!!

  3. […] Marleen Vaughan of coffeesmoke delivers an unapologetic opinion about cell phones and how they impede you from the joys of life – like Exercise. It doesn’t all have to be heavy weights and step classes, you can enjoy and play – even as an adult. Click here for the full story: https://coffeesmoke.wordpress.com/2012/05/20/cellphonessuck/ […]

  4. Letta Mego says:

    And uh, they also give you cancer…but it takes a while..and you usually don’t feel the mutations adding up till it’s way too late.

  5. I’m one of those people who only uses her phone at the airport or Disneyland.

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