Don’t Let Him Wind Up On the New Jersey Parkway

Exotic animals are NOT pets.

This month the Concerned Bloggers Association is discussing the topics of Animal Adoptions and Rights. We want our furry little friends to be protected and live healthy, humane lives around us.

It is estimated that between 5,000 and 7,000 tigers are kept as “pets” — more than exist in the wild.*

This brings us to exotic pets. For some reason people seem to think owning an “exotic animal” makes your cooler or that women will want to fuck you. This is NOT true. It only makes you a jack ass. Exotic animals are NOT domesticated like our friendly puppies and kittens. Their mission is life is NOT to amuse you while you watch tv and jerk off to the latest Victoria Secret Runway Show.

Did that sound harsh? Maybe.

The point is: It is NOT human to keep any sort of animal trapped in a cage or your home that should be out in the wild. It is beyond fucked up that a TIGER can be purchased for about $300USD*, less than a purebred dog.

Here’s the ARE YOU STUPID?! List of Animals you should NOT have in your backyard/farm/garage:

1. Kinkajou
2. Big Cats
3. Crocodiles and Alligators
4. Venomous Snakes
5. Chimps and Monkeys
6. Ostriches
7. Camels
8. Scorpions
9. Constrictors
10. Turtles

Leave these animals alone and in their proper habitat where they belong. Don’t be a shmuck.

This Public Service Announcement was brought to you by the Concerned Bloggers Association. If you would like to become involved, please contact Marleen Vaughan for more information.


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6 thoughts on “Don’t Let Him Wind Up On the New Jersey Parkway

  1. edenknoller says:

    that really is beyond FU.

  2. […] COFFEESMOKE has begun the new month of concern with their first post: Don’t Let Him End Up on the New Jersey Parkway. This post is about people who keep exotic pets in their homes, which is illegal and inhumane. Find out more by clicking here. […]

  3. Harnew says:

    Women will want to fuck you???

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